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Monday, March 24, 2008
Trivikram's Dialogues.. I die for them. Here are a few of my favourites
prakash raj: intaki em vacchi manaki
venky: eetha vacchu saar
prakash raj:aa
venky: eetha saar...swimming
prakash: inkaa
Venky: harmonium mrudangam vaayisthaa
Prakash: inkaa
Venky: bommalu vestha
prakash: ekkada rodlameeda leka godala meeda?
Venky: paper meeda
=))
prakash:
edento telusaa?
venky:
pusthakam
prakash:
vuttaram...mee nanna raasaadu...asalu em cheddam anukuntunnav?
venky:
IAS IPS..
prakash:
venky:
...laantivi kaakunda edaina chinna udyogam cheddam anukuntunna.
=))
"bill vundhi battalu evi"
TARUN: partlu...partlu gaa ..choostunte...idi kooda baagene unde....
ATHADU
Brahmi: cup undhi mari saucer edhee? antee second day kee tesesaraa.
repatinunchi coffe adigithee adukunee vaadiki poosinattu dosiiloo postaraa
hema: ayoo testaa andii.
brahmi: antee nuvvu techee varaku ee cup ni olympic jyoti pattukunnatu pattukuni nilabbadaalaa??
ee dilog ki ayihtee nenu kinda padi navvaaa.
after some time
hema: idhigondi coffe
brahmi: suaser payina cup, cup lo cofee untee saripothundaa. coffee vedigaa undakarledhaa
hema: undaalandii, vedichesi testaa andhii
brhami. konchem vaadu (antuu burra ni chupistaadu.... high liteeee)
hema: alagee andii
Hema: Adhintandi repu vasthanani evale vacharenti
Brahmi: (glass ni visiresthu) Poni ippudu vellipoyi station lo podukone repu udhayame vasthanu.
Next Day...
Hema: Coffee thesukondi
Brahmi: cup undhi mari saucer edhee? antee second day kee tesesaraa.
repatinunchi coffee adigithee adukunee vaadiki poosinattu bochha lo postaraa
hema: ayoo testaa andii.
brahmi: antee nuvvu techee varaku ee cup ni olympic jyoti pattukunnatu pattukuni nilabbadaalaa??
after some time
hema: idhigondi coffe
brahmi: suaser payina cup, cup lo cofee untee saripothundaa. coffee vedigaa undakarledhaa
hema: undaalandii, vedichesi testaa andhii
brhami. konchem vaadu
hema: alagee andii
Nag speed gaa drive chesukuntu vastunte road meeda addam gaa dunnapotuni tolukuntu okatanu vastadu...
Nag: Road ki addamgaa yentadi Dunnapotulaa...
Atanu: Adi dunnapote nandi.
Nag: Nenandi danni kaadu.....ninnu
trisha: chethiki kadithe?
brahmanandam: kaashithadu
trisha: ikkada kadithe?
brahmanandam: molathadu
trisha: mari ikkada kadithe?
brahmanandam: padathadu
prakash raj:collegues ela unnaru
venkatesh: oka ammayi baagundhi sir
sameera:meeru customs lo vundevaaraa???
chiranjeevi:prasthutham kastaallo vunnanu....
posted by Tanay Sai at
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Enough of Sardar jokes................ Now Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain capture Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
posted by Tanay Sai at
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