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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

About Slumdog Millionaire, From a song in 'Mahatma' movie

oorakukka peresi
muriki antha meeda yesi
oscar thechesi
paruvantha thesesi
thelodiki lokava
lokuva lokuva
kukkava kukkava..

posted by Tanay Sai at 11:07 am

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Mallus,. being 100% literate is not enough.

What is the Latest Malayalee Punch Line? : " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? : Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop

Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket? : To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff

Why do Malayalees go to the Gelff? : To yearn meney

What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire? : He zimbly jembd out of the vindow

What is the tax on a Malayalee's income called? : IngumDax

Where did the Malayalee study? : In the ko-liage

Why did the Malayalee not go to ko-liage today? : He is very bissi

How does a Malayalee spell moon? : MOON - Yemma Woah yet another Woah Yenna

What is Malayalee management graduate called? : Yem Bee Yae

What does a Malayalee do when he goes to America? : He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren

What does a Malayalee use to commute to office everyday? : An Oto

Where does he pray? : In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? : A Malaya-Lee of coarse

Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalees dont werk hard? : Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? : Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? : He had a Malayalee baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

posted by Tanay Sai at 2:07 pm

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Psychology of chennai people




after a few years in chennai and tamil nadu, i can put how they behave in 1 pic..

posted by Tanay Sai at 2:01 pm

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