oorakukka peresi muriki antha meeda yesi oscar thechesi paruvantha thesesi thelodiki lokava lokuva lokuva kukkava kukkava.. posted by Tanay Sai at
11:07 am
What is the Latest Malayalee Punch Line? : " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? : Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket? : To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff
Why do Malayalees go to the Gelff? : To yearn meney
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire? : He zimbly jembd out of the vindow
What is the tax on a Malayalee's income called? : IngumDax
Where did the Malayalee study? : In the ko-liage
Why did the Malayalee not go to ko-liage today? : He is very bissi
How does a Malayalee spell moon? : MOON - Yemma Woah yet another Woah Yenna
What is Malayalee management graduate called? : Yem Bee Yae
What does a Malayalee do when he goes to America? : He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren
What does a Malayalee use to commute to office everyday? : An Oto
Where does he pray? : In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? : A Malaya-Lee of coarse
Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalees dont werk hard? : Kerala
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? : Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? : He had a Malayalee baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT' posted by Tanay Sai at
2:07 pm
Hot, sticky and a noisy metro on the move is Chennai for you, in a nutshell. A city that is as scientific as it is religious, as steeped in culture as it is in commerce and as inspired by history as it is by progress, today Chennai is a city of temples, beaches, nightclubs and fast cars. This automobile capital of India and centre for outsourced jobs has a fresh new attitude as jasmine bedecked braids and temple visits are gradually replaced by short skirts and nights at the discotheque. Like its historic Fort George that houses the Secretariat and Legislative Assembly today, the past and the present live side by side in Chennai, straddling conflicting cultures to forge a fresh, new path.
The new Bajaj Pulsar TVC tells nothing… it does things. It's live action.
So, get ready for an ad that's going to take your breath away. Here're six masked men… maybe women… to blow your mind with supra-acrobatics of the unbelievable kind. Here's an ad to impress you with real adrenalin-charged action.
The ad can aptly be called a miniature action flick. You have to see it to feel its power.
For sure, the new Bajaj Pulsar TVC is reminiscent of John Woo's Mission Impossible 2, in particular the motorcycle face-off between Ethan Hunt and Sean Ambrose in the very last scene.
But the ad is not imitative. The 360-degree camera work, the slow motion shots (which are masterfully intermingled with the fast and furious stunts) and the excellent background music - all collectively intensify the "Pulsar mania."
Lastly, it's unlike the so-called "good" ads that use pretty faces and handsome physiques - and a lot of drama - to catch your notice. The cool riders remain mysterious till the end.
NOW, Here are the secrets,..
The Pulsar Mania commercial had been shot in Cape Town and had been performed by a stunt team, including European stunt riding champion AC Farias and Matte Griffin.
These are the shots taken while practicing. Notice the lack of adequate riding gear.
Any more questions why pulsar 220 is my next bike??
Brahmi: cup undhi mari saucer edhee? antee second day kee tesesaraa. repatinunchi coffe adigithee adukunee vaadiki poosinattu dosiiloo postaraa
hema: ayoo testaa andii.
brahmi: antee nuvvu techee varaku ee cup ni olympic jyoti pattukunnatu pattukuni nilabbadaalaa??
ee dilog ki ayihtee nenu kinda padi navvaaa.
after some time
hema: idhigondi coffe
brahmi: suaser payina cup, cup lo cofee untee saripothundaa. coffee vedigaa undakarledhaa
hema: undaalandii, vedichesi testaa andhii
brhami. konchem vaadu (antuu burra ni chupistaadu.... high liteeee)
hema: alagee andii
Hema: Adhintandi repu vasthanani evale vacharenti Brahmi: (glass ni visiresthu) Poni ippudu vellipoyi station lo podukone repu udhayame vasthanu. Next Day... Hema: Coffee thesukondi Brahmi: cup undhi mari saucer edhee? antee second day kee tesesaraa. repatinunchi coffee adigithee adukunee vaadiki poosinattu bochha lo postaraa
hema: ayoo testaa andii.
brahmi: antee nuvvu techee varaku ee cup ni olympic jyoti pattukunnatu pattukuni nilabbadaalaa??
after some time
hema: idhigondi coffe
brahmi: suaser payina cup, cup lo cofee untee saripothundaa. coffee vedigaa undakarledhaa
hema: undaalandii, vedichesi testaa andhii
brhami. konchem vaadu
hema: alagee andii
Nag speed gaa drive chesukuntu vastunte road meeda addam gaa dunnapotuni tolukuntu okatanu vastadu... Nag: Road ki addamgaa yentadi Dunnapotulaa... Atanu: Adi dunnapote nandi. Nag: Nenandi danni kaadu.....ninnu
